"A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesnt strive to protect others freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from societys restrictions and from a do-gooders zeal.
--excerpted from the Players Handbook, Chapter 6"
That's what the test results say. And since I'm free from society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal, I've decided to conquer the world.
I need your Advice. I can't make a decision between two girls at school, and they're both equally hot. They like toying with me, but I'm sure they don't want me in bed with them.