Long-time readers should know that yummylunch once sent a SCemail very similar to the virus-ridden e-mail that destroyed Strong Bad's Compy 386. While the Merry Magma representitive doesn't say the exact transcript, it's close enough.
Appreciate the wall phone; it took a long time to create it, especially the speaker/microphone.
Whoa, not counting the virus e-mail above, I have 21 e-mails in my inbox! I have some emptying out to do. It should be trimmed down some once I install the "Bro Barrier."
We of the galactic empire are willing to offer you several ways of domination...In exchange for one thing...The death of barney...We will give you one imperial class star destroyer...~Darth malak Emporer of the galactic empire.
Why does it seem you are wearing a shirt, but not pants. Aren't pants somewhat important? Are you suggesting something? I feel it is my duty to inform you that pants are the best thing since sliced bread, and you should wear pants at least three times a day. That is all.