Megalaptopsomenumberhere or whatever your name happens to be,
Wait, you're my little sister's boyfriend? Sorry, afraid I'm gonna have to take action and send Kat to punch you in the face. Hmm, maybe if I pay her money she'll do more damage...
Anyway, question, question... Uh, right, now I remember... how did you win Shard over, even if only in-Comic?
Sorry ta bother ya,
To the entity known as Superior Computation Device,
We of IF would like to congratulate you on your astounding writing skills. However, as congratulations are reserved for fellow IFians, we must request you register as a citizen before your official reward is given. To that end, we are raising a hundred fable fund to be granted to you upon registration at cityofif.com. Please understand that the choice is completely yours.
May you bankrupt Chinaren,
The IFian Excursion
Dear fellow smackjeeveser. Have you ever read LAUXARZ5? Heard of it? No? Look it up, watch the video, and have a grand time.
-Anthony J. Sanders.
Do you really think you can beat me (or others) at world domination? as soon as you close or delete this, your house shall explode, and Larme, beep beep beeeep beep.^.^
yes this is for your email comic.
I hate the fact that you do not answer my questions. I ask them because I think it would be funny if you answered them in the comic, not to receive an answer. And I also hate that you do not do any thing about Authortastic and Miles Prowler. Did you forget you run those comics?
It concerns me that, as a villain, you haven't been acting villain like lately. So, I figured I'd ask you a question. Have you ever considered just killing your enemies so they don't get in your way? It's a lot faster than making a bunch of long, drawn out schemes... or, if you have time powers or ice powers, freezing them and throwing them to, like, the bottom of the ocean, or something, so they won't get in the way. Why haven't you tried disposing of your enemies, THEN trying to take over the world?